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Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I
find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'
button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?
7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not
provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Banta
Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?
Hasil terjemahan dari Om google :
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I
find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'
button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?
7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not
provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Banta
Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?
Hasil terjemahan dari Om google :
Surat adalah dari Banta Singh of Punjab kepada Mr Bill Gates dari Microsoft
Subyek: Masalah dengan komputer baru saya
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
Kami telah membeli komputer untuk rumah kami dan kami telah menemukan beberapa
masalah, yang saya ingin membawa ke pemberitahuan Anda.
1. Ada 'start' tombol tetapi tidak ada 'berhenti' button. Kami meminta Anda untuk memeriksa hal ini.
2. Kami menemukan ada 'Run' dalam menu. Salah satu teman saya mengklik 'run' ia berlari ke Amritsar! Jadi, kami meminta Anda untuk mengubah itu untuk 'duduk', sehingga kita dapat mengklik bahwa dengan duduk.
3. Satu ragu adalah apakah ada 're-scooter' tersedia dalam sistem? saya
menemukan hanya 'daur ulang', tetapi saya memiliki skuter di rumah saya.
4. Ada 'Cari' tombol tetapi tidak bekerja dengan benar. Istri saya kehilangan kunci pintu dan kami mencoba banyak melacak kunci dengan 'menemukan'
tombol, tetapi tidak bisa melacak. Harap memperbaiki masalah ini.
5. Anak belajar saya 'Microsoft kata' sekarang dia ingin belajar 'Microsoft kalimat', jadi ketika Anda akan menyediakan itu?
6. Aku membawa komputer, CPU, mouse dan keyboard, tapi hanya ada satu ikon yang menunjukkan 'Computer MY': ketika Anda akan menyediakan item yang tersisa?
7. Hal ini mengejutkan bahwa windows mengatakan 'MY Pictures', tapi bahkan tidak ada satu foto saya. Jadi, ketika akan Anda menyimpan foto saya dalam hal itu.
8. Ada 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' bagaimana dengan 'MICROSOFT HOME' karena saya menggunakan PC di rumah saja.
9. Anda berikan 'My Recent Documents'. Ketika Anda akan memberikan 'Dokumen lalu saya'?
10. Anda memberikan 'My Network Places'. Karena Allah goyang tolong jangan
memberikan 'Places My Secret'. Aku tidak ingin membiarkan istri saya tahu di mana aku pergi setelah jam kantor saya.
Salam,
Banta
Terakhir satu dari saya untuk Mr Bill Gates:
Pak, bagaimana bahwa nama Anda Gates tetapi Anda menjual WINDOWS?
suhu
